stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via rosepetal-whispers)

seabonesealed:

nah but this website already is a trans obstacle course

"lol you don’t think we should bully cis people and tell them to die? you are cis!"

"you think people need dysphoria to be trans? TRUSCUM!"

"you don’t like our nouns as pronouns? YOU’RE MISGENDERING ME AND TRANSPHOBIC!"

"transmen have male privilege even if they don’t pass as male"

"you have to hate everything in your birth genders traditional gender roles to be trans "

(via rosepetal-whispers)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via ownly-lownly)

At what age did you lose your virginity?
Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.